Joe Burrow looked like Joe Burrow (Chase 4/77/TD; Tanner Hudson 2 TDs) but the defense got gashed by Eagles backups and the pass rush sans Hendrickson was MIA. I break down the game, sloppy penalties and the run-game woes, then hit the big storylines since last episode: Mock Turtle Soup reactions (Mike Brown/Duke Tobin), Shemar Stewart’s deal, Hendrickson’s hold-in, the Noah Fant addition, Gesicki’s hamstring, and Geno Stone’s vague “soft-tissue” tag. What must change before Monday vs. Washington—no homer spin, just my honest takes. WhoDey!