Hilarious writers/comedians/producers Scotty Landes (twitter.com/MarylandMudflap) and Heather Thomson (twitter.com/CasualVelvet) join Matt, Andy, and Jesse this week for the show. Man about town James Austin Johnson (twitter.com/JAustinJohnson) sits in for color commentary! Together, they dive deep into: Pepto Bismol! Scientific Hippie poetry! Sitting in the shower! Women are better multitaskers! Self-pleasuring in cars! Rubbernecking! Professional hugging! The science of Captchas! Second rate sex parties! Selling your own blood! Robotic dogs! Facial recognition software! Animals doing math! Sam Elliott! India's space program! Scratch-off tickets and champagne!