Jordan is ill and sounds like crap, but that doesn't stop him from bringing out a special Christmas episode of Cast In Wax, with both all-new radio serials and classic Wax-Work Christmas bits! Have a happy holidays (if you have not joined a boycott of some sort) and we'll see you in the New Year!

In this episode:

- A pleasant ukulele and voice version of the Scapie penned "Merry Xmas (If You're Lucky)" by Jordan!

- The holiday classic A Christmas Carol as presented on Scapie Stories!

- A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson takes out the trash only to be confronted by...himself?!

- The third episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, featuring Donnie's first super-villainous encounter with his girlfriend!

- This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for Christmas Day!

- The second episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan trying to get guitar lessons from a friend!

- The return of Politalk with Wally Russman, in which Wally takes on the topic of Jordan's proposed Market Machine...for good or for ill!

- Yet another version of A Christmas Carol in the form of the classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug"!

COUGH COUGH COUGH! Download it now!

And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tipoffs to [email protected]! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!