Thank goodness it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with all our hosts, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White! We ease back into what will (hopefully) be a regular schedule with a simple and straightforward podcast...jsut like we used to do! Hurrah!

Featuring:

- The long-awaited return of Extra-History Now! dealing with an alternate outcome to the alien invasion!

- The eleventh episode of Kentwood, bringing about the final appearance of a recurring character in the Professors' lives!

- A recurrance of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History with a moral that makes our hosts feel guilty!

- All-new, one-shot radio play Anton and the Talking Potato in which a man, Anton, meets a talking potato!

- The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a visit to the Homosexual Eighties!

- Plus: a quickie ukulele cover of The Ting Tings' song "Great DJ"!

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Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously, it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling through this past year...but still our diligent podcast hosts Frank Allen and Rory St. John are back to keep a record of what went on...and some radio serials!

Featuring:

- A record of the suffering of mankind, as represented by Frank and Rory!

- The tenth episode of Kentwood, dealing with a sex-obsessed fantasist!

- The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a massive change to the timeline...and the ommission of a main character!

- Another newly discovered installment of radio serial The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring a garden party!

- The return of Politalk with Wally Russman wherein Wally talks to callers about the realities of living under Alien rule!

- And...a suprise exclusive interview on a very special episode of Frank Allen Interviews!

- A quickie ukulele cover of Starship's song "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"!

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It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for a delay in the episodes in the history of the podcast. Thankfully, with the help of a scavenged car battery, Cast In Wax is back to help everyone in this troubled time!

Featuring:

- Updates on the well being of all four hosts since everything went down--Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory--plus special guest Harry Wilson!

- The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a too-close-for-comfort look at a post-catastrophic world...and maybe some hope?

- A belated holiday special from your friends at the Extraordinary Transmission Network, featuring a holiday @$$hole Watch!

- A newly discovered radio serial, possibly from the 1930s, called The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring cobbling!

- The ninth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into contact with the most dangerous game!

- In-depth discussions of oral hygeine!

- A few bits and bobs of listener mail!

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What's this? It's the return of our good friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns to comment on this, the most productive period in the recent history of Cast In Wax! SO MUCH TO DISCUSS!

Featuring:

- In depth commentary on the last six weeks worth of Cast In Wax episodes, including extensive clips thereof!

- The final Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan dies!

- An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter changing the ownership of the newspaper our fourth-estate femme works for!

- The eighth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into unwilling contact with a science-fiction convention!

- A conspicuous absence of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History!

- The debut of a brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a look at a post-catastrophic world living in nuclear fallout!

- A quickie ukulele cover of NOFX's song "Thank God It's Monday"!

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Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues to persue his newfound legal occupation.

Featuring:

- An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter bringing our fourth estate femme into the home of a lonely old lady with...unusual friends!

- The seventh episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into the unsavory world of pub trivia nights!

- Three new episodes of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History revealing more of the hidden world of the mole people from the ground!

- The penultimate Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan deals with the devil and makes first contact with alien life!

- Another enormous episode of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Mystery of Marie Roget to Sherlock Holmes!

- A quickie ukulele cover of The Darkness's song "Girlfriend"!

- Bonus behind the scenes commentary!

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Ever since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony with the rich and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been asking...when will the St. Johns wind up in court with one suing the other? That time is now. Realizing the old man is not as terminally ill as he'd thought, he's suing Diogenes for fraud. This is their case, with the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco presiding.

Featuring:

- An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, presented as evidence in the confusion of Suzie/Jean-Baptiste Sans Seriff embroglio!

- The sixth episode of Kentwood, this time hopefully speaking to the fact that while Frank Allen can read, he cannot read Etruscan!

- Four new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, proving that Rory St. John is an exceptional witness!

- Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan may or may not prove that animals can be trained to be lawyers!

- A full blown Ukulele Is For Covers cover of the Andy Asylum mashup of Shaggy and The Cure, "It Wasn't Close To Me"!

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For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling, dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and diner dining...among other things.

Featuring:

- Two new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring some fairly unprofessional editorializing!

- Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets insulted and deals with lots of excrement!

- The fifth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing Doctor Sebago into contact with the spy writer who he loved, or at least liked well enough!

- An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie goes on a girls night out to an eaterie with which we may just be familiar!

- The return of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Murders in the Rue Morgue to C. August Dupin!

- Twoquickie ukulele covers--first of Survivor's Eye of the Tiger, then of The Hives' Hate to Say I Told You So!

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HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the show, THE PODCAST WOULD BE TRANSFORMED FOREVER. Seriously. What starts with a pleasant surprise visit becomes...big news.

Featuring:

- Three new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring therapy, an irresistably attractive woman, and a faked death!

- Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan learns that his ex-girlfriend is moving into his house!

- The fourth episode of Kentwood, this time featuring the two professors investigating a big box store!

- A surprise visit from someone who ahs been much discussed recently...and the return of Frank Allen Interviews in order to interrogate them!

- An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie doesn't even get an assignment, so she tags along with Suzie!

- Plus: your very own listener mail, including an audio letter with some very startling information regarding an old friend of the show!

- A quickie ukulele cover of a classic television song.

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One of the hazards of Jordan no longer putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case with this episode, as yesterday, Sunday, July 28th, Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony to Diogenes St. John in the eyes of New York state. Congratulations, Frank!

Featuring:

- Three more episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the final tales of Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic!

- The return of The Diner, and its ongoing feud with the slightly taller diner next door...this time, involving a tree fort!

- The third episode of Kentwood, this time documenting the spywork and blackmail that led to the Professor getting a dog!

- Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan successfully solicits a prostitute!

- An extra-sized, limousine-recorded episode of Frank Advice, featuring newlyweds Frank Allen and Diogenes St. John on the way to their Honeymoon!

- Special archival Scapie song recordings, and an all-new studio version of the Scapie classic "When Frank Allen Talks"!

- Plus: your very own listener mail!

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As Frank Allen continues to vacillate on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra vulgar returning theme song and a lot of discussion of the workings of sexual congress, this episode might not be the best for children, unless they have like...really cool parents.

Featuring:

- Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic with a death wish!

- An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie meets and greets with a MAN reporter!

- The second episode of new ongoing series, Kentwood, this time featuring Kentwood and Sabago goign under cover as a hippy an a pimp!

- Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Jane attempts to seduce Nathan's father!

- All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One continues, featuring actual lawyer Matthew Roma and his client Frank Allen having an admissable conversation!!

- A quickie banjolele cover of Ingrid Michaelson's song "I'm Through"!

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