Yes, that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast, and those of you who missed the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery is back and bitinger than ever! Four hosts, three shows, two bits of extra-history, and a celebrity guest-appearance! All this and more inside!

In this episode:

- The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam finds himself in quite a jam while avoiding a personal topic!

- An episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History in which Thomas Edison tells us all about FDR's 3rd election!

- A special presentation of an episode of the 60s classic cartoon, Captain Webb: The Animated Series with an episode called "Spinning Wheels"!

- The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which he encounters some vampire hunters in an unusual location!

- A nice nattering of listener mail!

- Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of the Vandals' song "Fourteen"!

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After the SHOCKING events of last episode's trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's right, all four original hosts are back, and look to stay that way for the foreseeable future! So, is the reunion a happy one? You'll see inside...

In this episode:

- The continuing exploration of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's return to the podcast!

- The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a very personal fact about Slam is brought to light!

- Four episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, and all themed for the Halloween holiday!

- Premier of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! introducing the titular hero and his adverturational exploits!

- A mound of moving listener mail!

- A very special Scapie Stories / Pet Sounds presentation of the first movement of Scapie's thesis, The Call of Cthulhu, Part I: The Horror In Clay!

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This is it--the trial you've been waiting for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt Roma, and now Frank Allen and his attourney, Barrett Millay, Esquire, have been brought before the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco for justice...once and for all!

In this episode:

- The TRIAL OF THE...PODCAST, in the form of Jordan D. White squaring off, legally, against Frank Allen!

- A sneaky bit of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's alleged theivery!

- The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam squares off against a troll (but not Miss Ida Know, who is NOT a troll)!

- An all-new episode of The Diner, in which there is a case of identity confusion and Jan-confusion!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the famous legal cast of O.J. Simpson!

- The legal limit of listener mail!

- Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Rub One Out" from the film, 2gether!

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Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances.

In this episode:

- A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out version of his improvised Like Mother theme!

- The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with news legal and pornographic!

- The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis all bring up many things!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the filming of a classic Redford/Newman film!

- The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan unappreciating the kaijuless arts!

- A second bonus episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam getting the threat of more than an eyeful!

- An enormous esophagusful of listener mail!

- Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "One More Time" by Daft Punk!

Celebrate! Download it now!

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This week, Jordan takes some advice and brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are joined by Rory's former officer, Officer Tim D'Officer. Can he reign in Cast In Wax's ever-growing sphere of criminal influence?

In this episode:

- The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, with news on Lyn Nelson's fortunes!

- The even-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam deals with the incovenience of...his family!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the end of all beauracracy!

- The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan wooing his lady-love, and being wooed by a lovely lady!

- A dense dollop of listener mail!

- Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats!

It's safe to dance! Download it now!

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Jordan tries something entirely new and entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For an awe-inspired audience of some two to three people viewing over the internet, Jordan, Scape, and the Skyping Rory recorded LIVE in front of eyes!

In this episode:

- The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time featuing a special Lyn Nelson Interview revealing a grave miscarriage of justice!

- The second episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Nathan Van Ettan's past returns...with Ice Cream!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the inner-life of Squeaky Fromme!

- The final episode of season one of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, revealing the fate of Donnie and his lady-love!

- A huge whopper of YOUR listener mail!

- LIVE PHONECALLS from people listening to the show live!

Bless you, bless you! Download it now!

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After a two week absence caused by familial visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like being pulled, and Rory is still on Skype. Jordan has a scrumptious time with some candy, while Rory has his troubles and Scapie his responsibilities.

In this episode:

- The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this tim in which the hosts say nothing negative about Frank Allen whatsoever!

- The first episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Slam's past returns...for blood!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the strange Shakespeare/Atahualpa/Frenchwoman gang!

- An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets whats coming to someone else!

- A goodly gob of YOUR listener mail!

- A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of I Give Up's song The Secret of My Success!

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Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the 100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn Nelson! The four celebrate a little Christmas in August, though perhaps without goodwill towards ALL men.

In this episode:

- The highly necessary return of @$$hole Watch, with a full recording of the theme song, to discuss the backstabbing liar who used to be on the show!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the life, death, and afterlife of Richard Nixon!

- A special holiday special, A Very Yuletide Christmas, featuring most of the series we've currently been listening to!

- A fine sampling of YOUR listener mail!

- Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Why is the Sky Blue?" by James Kochalka Superstar!

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This is it--the podcast you've been waiting for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus, we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings, and Jordan calls out Scapie for breaking one of the house rules. Things are happening, people!

In this episode:

- An all-new Donnie Palombo's Clubhouse of Super Villainy in which Donnie comes clean with his super-heroine girlfriend!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the financial fate of Christopher Columbus!

- The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The Search For Frank, ending with us hearing from Frank Allen himself!

- A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of Taylor Swift's song Fifteen!

AIIIIEEEE! Download it now!

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Hosting the show on his own--without hitting himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems to be getting worse, and Scapie proves himself to be as much of a bum as Jordan suspected.

In this episode:

- A singing contest that you, yes, YOU can enter!

- An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan enters a contest that no one else cares about!

- An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning every historical figure ever, and fire!

- A surprise episode of everyone's favorite radio show designed only to talk about Frank Allen Fandom, Frankly Speaking!

- Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of They Might Be Giants

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And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke to [email protected]! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!