"You're perfect, yes it's true but without me you're only you."

- Ben is disappointed with 7-Eleven’s new mystery Slurpee flavour.

- Nobody reminisces about the mystery cocktail game she played as kid.

- Ben’s pets won’t stop following him around the house.

- Ben makes the world’s chocolatiest drink.

- We finally settle on a name for the podcast.

- Nobody considers moving into an old post office.

- Ben has a very masculine apartment with no house plants because they’re feminine.

- Ben helps Nobody purchase a PlayStation 5 and may have driven a wedge into her relationship.

- Nobody’s partner faces a toilet paper conundrum.