The tournament kicks off with a truly twisted showdown: two blood-soaked masterminds, one cold table. In this corner, Dexter Morgan — the neat freak forensic tech with a moonlighting habit for murder. And in the other, Dr. Hannibal Lecter — the high-society cannibal who dines with elegance and dismembers with flair.

We break down their tactics, temperaments, and table manners — but only ONE can advance!

Plus: Surprise, MFs — we even get into the highbrow stuff like tucking, boners, and murder with flair.