In the inaugural episode of BOWIE VS DYLAN, real-life brothers (and 33% nemeses) Charlie and Jake attempt to introduce and explain their podcast. They also bore each other to tears trying to briefly detail their history and love of their respective favorite musical artists.  Charlie likes Bowie; Jake looooves Dylan.  Who will history deem the greatest of them all?  Between only two choices, using a convulated and constantly-changing points system, and based purely on the opinion of grossly amatuer enthusiasts?