Patrik and Paul learn valuable lessons from episode zero...but not really. The hosts dig deep into recessed childhood memories to locate the origin of their fascination with drag legend Divine, and discuss an assortment of gay-interest Hollywood castings. Plus: how to victimize yourself for clicks, a timely measles announcement, and the totally true and not really defamatory story of Kanye West's long-rumored fling with Amanda Lepore.