NOT REALLY

NOT REALLY

By Paul & PatrikComedySociety & Culture
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NOT REALLY episodes

  • 4. "Not Really Italian (Teaser)"
    It's quality over quantity, people. And this episode is double-stuffed: we review House of Gucci, talk about how Best Actress is turning into Snatch Game, weigh in on the Jussie and Ghislaine trials, touch on the cishet male drag queen heard round the world, get back to our pop-punk roots, spin our wheels about fashion and appropriation, discuss the loss of Virgil Abloh, grapple with the epidemic of bad-faith criticism, and come to the conclusion that if you aren't controversial you probably aren't doing it right. Oh, and we kind of get sidetracked by Lucille Ball which is a thing that happens to gay guys. End of Year Wrap-Up Pod Hotline: send us your burning questions or requests in the comments, DMs, and by calling 347-709-2704. Today's theme: "Down4ever" by Money
    4 min
  • 3. "Not Really Neoprene (Teaser)"

    Parentally supervised Beverly Hills sex parties, neoprene peplums on the Parisian runways, pseudoinflammatory standup specials on Netflix, the absence of a Twitter void, suicide glam, the wrong shoes, Balenciaga Simpsons, Bottega pussy, mondo Italiano, Sherry Pie's jailbreak and crime spree across Gotham City, gay tabloids, being misquoted in the press, Angelyne's personality disorder, reptilian diets, Ferrari trunk retail, Tammy Faye and Tony Soprano, and a bullet right through Livia's bouffant on the New Jersey turnpike.

    MENTION IT ALL!

    Today's theme is "Souvenir (Demo)" by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark

    For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally

    8 min
  • 2. "Not Really Implicated (Teaser)"

    Azealia Banks bringing the NYC floods, Channing Tatum's makeover, gay style, the summer in bad movies, Erika Jayne's breathtaking descent into hell, the most diabolical Housewives, the Lewinsky scandal, and just a regular old catchup with just us squirrelfriends.

    For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally

    Today's theme: "Leave Out (ft. LEECH and Ian Isiah)" by Anonymous Club

    4 min
  • 1. "But Actually Wigstock (Teaser)"
    Welcome to season 2, it's literally a riot. We discuss the new HBO rock doc Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage and get into all the absurd contradictions that make it a fascinating watch. We also get into bad faith criticism, woke revisionism, where we would have more likely been that same summer, which artists are NOT included, and everything else with special guest Heather Jewett. Subscribe to Heather's patreon, Bimbo Summit at https://www.patreon.com/heatherjewett/ Watch her IG lives @hurrrjurrr and follow her twitter @bimbosummit
    5 min
  • 94. "Not Really Had To Be There"

    AIDS conspiracies, PrEP+ drama, WeHo bodies, hairlessness, Bobby Trendy, Anna Nicole Smith, prison sex, MTV's The Real World, locker room memories of sex symbol Eric Nies, committing gym fraud, fake i.d.s, Crunch Fitness, Brooklyn Raves, fashion parties, sexual assault, Cuomosexuals, hetero subcultures, ABC's The Bachelor, Brentwood hellos, film reviews, gay nightmares, fashion drama, the works!

    Today's theme: "Gray Wave City" by Geneva Jacuzzi

    Subscribe for bonus episodes at patreon.com/notreally

    1 hr 10 min
  • 93. "Not Really Music"

    We're back and explain where we've been. We get into Mercury retrograde, mourning the loss of Sophie, Valentine's Day, Anna Delvey's prison release, Sherry Pie's Tamron Hall appearance, season 13 of Drag Race and then Paul reviews Sia's directorial debut, Music.

    Had to pause there.

    Then we talk about Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, the New York Times's Britney Spears documentary, defending Diane Sawyer and David Letterman, "The Wendy Wiliams Event," and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

    Today's theme: "Sunscreen (Forever Edit)" by SOPHIE featuring LIZ

    For more please subscribe to the patreon! Patreon.com/NotReally

    1 hr 11 min
  • 90. "Not Really C***suckers"

    We talk about all our favorite topics:

    • Profanity
    • Censorship
    • Hypocrisy
    • Bullying
    • Ariel Pink
    • The Trumps
    • Kellyanne Conway
    • Twitter
    • Cable News
    • Crying
    • Witchhunts
    • Drag Queens
    • S&M
    • Hollywood Stars
    • Gay Rumors
    • Serial Killers

    And so much more, including our overview of the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Warning: episode contains reads. NO tagging or narc-ing please!

    Today's Theme: "Phantasthma" by Ariel Pink

    Coming this week: ASK US ANYTHING Patreon special. Sign up at patreon.com/notreally and dial 347-709-2704 to leave us a voicemail. Toodles bitch.

    1 hr 31 min

About NOT REALLY

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NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss.