NOT REALLY

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2021 has been several years in only a matter of hours. We talk about the insurrection at Capitol Hill, bipartisan horseshoe theory, rejecting authority, and online hysteria. Patrik defends Ariel Pink from the angry mob and we talk about being punk, whether forgiveness is still a virtue, if the election was actually rigged, and parse the way the right and left are swapping fundamental principles without anybody really noticing. Then we get into the Kanye and Jeffree rumors, repressed homosexuality, Kim's romantic prospects, Gen-Z's next Ann Coulter, object fetishism, and wrap things up with the 411 on Alexander Wang's litany of abuse allegations in the context of his career... which...honestly...? I guess you have to listen.

Today's Theme: "Human (Human League Cover)" by Lloyd and the 6ths.

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Homosexual president Donald Trump issues an executive order on what constitutes fabulous architecture and to no one's surprise, we agree with him. We also talk about Martin Shkreli's sad girlfriend, Sydney Leathers's response, Tom Cruise's COVID meltdown, Erika Jayne's financial crimes, Tom Girardi's mistress, and Logo's dead series The A-List.

Today's Theme: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Black Marble

We get into the HBO Max of it all—Warner Bros. screwing over their creative talent, Jenna Lyons's cautionary tale of a reality series, Veneno (we haven't watched, but we plan to, join us), the Heaven's Gate docuseries—and then move on to explain Barrett Pall, Patrik reviews The Midnight Sky, Paul journeys through time and space, we argue about Dune, Paul BLASTS Madonna, and then he explains what happened to the Not Really T-shirts! We also reveal right at the top "who invented the 1970s"... Tell Little Sally she's getting a vibe check tonoooight.

Today's theme: "Inverness" by Soft Kill

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It's our deep pandemic advice episode with your favorite guest, Kalena Yiaueki! Thank you to everyone who called in or sent questions. We get into dating addicts, codependency, open relationships, un-cuffing in quarantine, our own private lives, and so much more.

Today's Theme: "Love in a Vacuum" by 'Til Tuesday

We are the nightmare you've been reading about. Paul surprised Patrik on Thanksgiving in L.A. by waltzing through the door and we have not stopped partying since. On this ep we get into the shitty Hulu Lesbian Christmas RomCom, Sia's movie trailer, when representation becomes exploitative, this week's cancel attempts, Khloe Kardashian's facial controversy, Pharrell's skincare line, and the new L.A. shutdown.

Tomorrow we have Kalena back on the pod for your cuffing season in quarantine questions! Leave a comment here with your queries, DM us, or call 347-709-2704 and leave a message! (We love those.)

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We recap the 2020 Presidential Election, reflect on Trump's highs (hair) and lows (makeup), and talk about Kamala's split personality and the republican efforts to expose election fraud. Welcome to the least important election of our lifetimes!

Today's theme: "April Ha Ha" by Nothing

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It's a week before the 2020 election and we're getting into everything filthy, degrading, indecent, and depraved: namely, Netflix's Emily in Paris. But first, we talk Hunter Biden's stolen smut files, Patrik's adventures in 4chan, Jeffrey Toobin's Zoom exposure, Robert Zemeckis's The Witches, Kanye's Joe Rogan interview, Kardashians with COVID-19, and Paul introduces us to his new cat, and then the cat dies live on air. Not joking.

Today's theme: "Angst In My Pants" by Sparks.

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We talk about Hunter Biden's recovered hard drive and the tech oligopoly's suppression of the story, and why nothing either side can come up with matters at this point in the election. We also get into Scott Peterson's trial by media, Luca Guadagnino's HBO series, why the Vow is a bigger cult than NXIVM, HRH Collection's war on homelessness, SNL's terrible season, Miley Cyrus's post-grunge covers of classic alternative songs, Tiffany Trump, and more. Today's theme: "Starfall" by SALEM For more, subscribe to exclusive episodes at http://www.patreon.com/notreally

We talk about Trump's diagnosis, his dangerous curves, his presidential hospital suite, his home movies, and his erosion of news standards and the effect it's had on national nightmares like Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow. Then we get into Oprah's Mariah Carey interview, Mariah Carey's new memoir, the McDonald's celebrity collaborations, and tease a conversation about Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's supposed tell-all Melania and Me.

Today's theme: "Rude Boy (Blondes Remix feat. Mariah Carey)" by Rihanna

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We talk MSNBC dementia, why presidential debates don't matter, the instantaneous liberal revisionism of Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Ann Coulter's timeless racism and comedic timing, redefining what "middle class" means, and then we gossip about Wendy, Andy, Nene, Karen, Paris, Kathy, Nicky, Diamond, Silk, and Akeem.

Make an appointment to see Akeem Smith's blockbuster exhibition No Gyal Can Test at Red Bull Arts in NYC now:

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