Part I of Legend of the Golden Witch.

We discuss how terrible rich people are, roast some questionable fashion choices, and wonder when Grandpa will finally take his Normal pills.

Umineko content warnings: https://drainbangle.tumblr.com/post/650104671668682752/umineko-when-they-cry-content-warnings

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Golden Sneer by Luck Ganriki.