This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, things get wild. Pilar gives us the latest from the farm — let's just say the animals aren’t the only ones making headlines. We dive into the bear sightings in Southern Maryland (yes, actual bears), unpack the chaos and creativity of the viral Nicki Minaj challenge, and talk about the real energy crisis: the Celsius recall. Oh, and did we mention how obsessed we are with K Pop Demon Hunters? Our voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like…

Grab your tea (maybe not Celsius this time) and settle in for another juicy, unfiltered convo with your favorite Housewives — who are definitely not desperate.