This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we’re serving up all the pop-culture tea you didn’t know you needed. We break down the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (sparkles, sequins, and maybe a few questionable moves), unpack The Summer I Turned Pretty finale (yes, we’re still recovering), and dive into our obsession with Netflix’s serial killer documentaries. Plus, we take a detour into dreamland—literally—wondering why our subconscious is so unhinged at 3 a.m. Grab your wine glass, cozy up, and get ready to laugh, question reality, and maybe analyze your own wild dreams right along with us.

The NYDH crew is back and unfiltered in this jam-packed episode. We’re debating whether Taylor Frankie Paul would actually make the ultimate Bachelorette, and giggling about the best tinder exchanges (i have one daughter, anyone?). Plus, we welcome cozy season with all the fall feels—while side-tracking into Toe-Vid drama, the age-old circumcision debate, and the rom-com classics that still own our hearts.

Grab your PSL, queue the dating apps, and settle in for laughs, hot takes, and way too much honesty—only on Not Your Desperate Housewives.

Summer might be winding down, but we’re still in our feels! In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we dive deep into The Summer I Turned Pretty—Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah, anyone?—and unpack all the juicy details of the Cardi B defense trial. Plus, we catch up on everything happening behind the scenes of our not-so-desperate lives, from chaotic schedules to unexpected plot twists. Grab your iced coffee (or a margarita) and hang out with us for laughs, hot takes, and a little bit of everything.

This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, things get wild. Pilar gives us the latest from the farm — let's just say the animals aren’t the only ones making headlines. We dive into the bear sightings in Southern Maryland (yes, actual bears), unpack the chaos and creativity of the viral Nicki Minaj challenge, and talk about the real energy crisis: the Celsius recall. Oh, and did we mention how obsessed we are with K Pop Demon Hunters? Our voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like…

Grab your tea (maybe not Celsius this time) and settle in for another juicy, unfiltered convo with your favorite Housewives — who are definitely not desperate.

This week, the housewives are diving headfirst into our current chaos- work trips and fall sports anyone? Plus a recap of our 5k and our poolside escapades. Then, we shift gears into TV talk with a brief chat about The Summer I Turned Pretty—team Jeremiah or team Conrad, anyone? Finally, we go deep into one of the most chilling cases in recent years: the Idaho 4 murders, unpacking the details and what still lingers unanswered.

Episode 8: Time Flies

This week, we’re feeling all the nostalgia and chaos—just the way we like it. We dive into 28 Summers and We Were Liars (book and show), and let’s just say… we have thoughts. Then things get personal as we swap birth stories—equal parts heartwarming and horrifying—and relive our book club boat day. We wrap it all up with a full debrief of Talon’s first birthday party, complete with relay races that may or may not have ended in mild injury and major bragging rights. Time really does fly when you’re juggling book plots, birthday parties, and the beautiful chaos of motherhood.

Join us this week as we recap our trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina! The books we read, the games we played, and the chaos that ensued- which housewife do you think is the queen of catching ghost crabs?

Plus, are you rocking a Labubu or are you against the trend? Tune in to find out how we plan to respond to our kids who beg for a $100 back pack troll. We also deep dive into mom guilt, and pressure over whether or not to have more kids when you feel content.

SPOILER ALERT for Ginny and Georgia Season 3. If you haven't finished yet and want to skip the spoilers avoid minutes 43:00 - 54:30 (yea we rambled, what did you expect?)

This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we're confessing our TJ Maxx addictions and spilling the planning deets for our upcoming 4th of July beach trip. We're also exposing the bizarre lengths men go to "prep" for vacation (hint: it doesn't involve anything you'd think it would).

Plus, we dive into the sizzling Ravenhood movie news and share some dream fancasting picks, and deep dive season 3 of Ginny and Georgia--again, spoiler alert, see above. And finally, we're blowing the lid off of a scandal no one is talking about: the underground tool gang rivalry shaking suburban America.

It's chaotic, hilarious, and very on-brand. Tune in and laugh with us.

This week, we're serving up a chaotic cocktail of clumsiness. We kick things off with a deep dive into traditional anniversary gifts--spoiler alert: they are all innuendos to our twisted minds. Then it's on to the creepy tik tok's filling up Pilar's feed, a breakdown of the Karen Read verdict, and a recap of flag day festivities. Plus, Cassidy recounts her big trip...literally. Tune in for laighs, rants, and the usual unfiltered friendship vibes.

This week, we're flying our freak flags and our actual flags. We dive into the chaos that is The Ravenhood series (trust issues: activated), unpack the surprisingly therapeutic art of being petty, and reveal our extremely important plans for flag day. Plus, an update on the homework situation...spoiler alert, someone is procrastinating. We also take a detour into the rise of artificial intelligence--are you nice to your chat gpt, just in case? Tune in for laughs, light judgement, and mild existential dread.