1) As a comic what is your least favourite way of being introduced to the stage?

2) If you could come back as any animal in the world but keep all your human memories, what animal would it be?

3) Do you have a shoplifting story from your past?

4) If you could go back to any crappy day-job and be paid very well what day job would it be?

5) What TV theme would you have played aloud every time you entered a room?

6) If you give up one bodily function, number one or number two , which would it be?

7) Of all the musical bands in history, which is the most OVER-rated and which band is the most UNDER-rated?