Vote for whether Muller actually beat Donkey Kong Country when he was 3.

Let’s talk about all the things that are movies.

* Poorly written segments – check! Those are movies! (especially on this podcast).

* Nerd metal albums – check! Those are movies!

* “Save the clock tower” toe-jammed hippie propaganda – those are definitely movies.

* Actually GOOD movies – yes – check, those are movies too!

EVERYTHING IS A MOVIE WHEN YOU’RE A REAL MAN!

What Is Truly The Greatest Movie Car Of All Time?

* The DeLorean (back to the future)

* The Ecto One (the hearse for ghosts)

* The Blues mobile (the blues brothers)

* The Last Interceptor (mad max)

…all iconic movie cars. But which is truly the greatest movie car of all time? Take your pick:

* Tesla Shitbox

* The Mystery Machine

* The Little Rascal’s Soapbox Derby Kart

* A Shopping Cart

* That Car With The Loud A-Ooooo-GAH Horn On “The Mask”

* Pee-Wee’s Stolen Bicycle

Speaking of the blues brothers.

The Blues Brothers Will Never Leave You Feeling Blue In Your Nutsack

If you haven’t seen this movie, you’ve missed out on the most brilliant car chases of all time.

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* How many ancient Japanese, Egyptian, and Columbian aircraft JPEG photos they have.

* Do they believe all religions are artificial, created by the Reptillians?

* Do they believe that Satan created the Universe?

* Do they believe that there is a space vessel that can travel through the earth, that is residing INSIDE the earth, and can also gain energy from the sun and travel through the sun. And also it’s a seed that powers the earth’s core.

* Do they believe that there is a false realm that is a dodecahedron of pentagons that make up our 12 universes?

Am I Really Reaching With Donkey Kong Country? Can Movies Really Learn Nothing From DKC2?

That bullish moron Andy doesn’t understand abstract theme. Apparently it’s impossible to draw lessons between two creative mediums.

Consider this example:

In John Cleese’s lesson on creativity, he taught why his ideas were more original than his colleagues:

“I always threw out my first idea, and took another stab. I found that while my first idea may have been funnier to some people, my subsequent ideas always beat the crap out of my stupid Monty Python colleague’s cerebellums (and were always more original)”.

I think that’s how the quote goes. But what’s important is that rule is only useful for John Cleese writing Monty Python skits. There’s definitely no way you can translate that into a different medium.

According to Andy, I guess there’s no way in hell I can use that universally true idea to help me write comedy segments for the podcast, is there?

If I threw out my first joke and tried to come up with another version of the joke,