I mourn the death of Uncle Tobys oat cups, survive a haunted air-con, and tumble headfirst into the grim origins of nursery rhymes. Was Humpty Dumpty really a king? A cannon? Or just the saddest egg in history? And was Jack & Jill about kids fetching water, or a brutal tax scam? We’ll spiral through all that, plus omens, Bloody Mary torture devices, and my latest horror movie obsessions—from Satan’s Slaves to Where Evil Lurks.