This episode, we’re covering everything from cling wrap that refuses to cling, to cookies so dry they could start a dust storm. I’m talking hot takes, home truths, and everyday crimes against common sense. Plus, updates on my latest DIY mission, why spooky lakes deserve a rating system, and my ongoing war with crusty bread. It’s unhinged, it’s honest, and it’s very on brand — so grab a snack (preferably not a Byron Bay cookie) and let’s derail together. 

I mourn the death of Uncle Tobys oat cups, survive a haunted air-con, and tumble headfirst into the grim origins of nursery rhymes. Was Humpty Dumpty really a king? A cannon? Or just the saddest egg in history? And was Jack & Jill about kids fetching water, or a brutal tax scam? We’ll spiral through all that, plus omens, Bloody Mary torture devices, and my latest horror movie obsessions—from Satan’s Slaves to Where Evil Lurks.

In this episode of The Derailment Chronicles, I lose a full-blown battle with a vending machine (spoiler: the Haribos won), get escorted into a suspicious windowless room by security, and spiral my way through the anxious mind like it’s an Olympic sport. Along the way, I expose why telling me to “think positive” will earn you a swift whack with the nearest object, how to sneak anxiety help into my life like veggies in spaghetti, and why Morticia Addams and Sam Fender are my emotional support icons. 

In this month’s episode, class is officially in session as our first-ever guest, Miss Teleah, takes us deep into the world of Taylor Swift. From Reputation blackouts to the Katy Perry feud, Scooter Braun's drama, and the great Eras Tour ticket scramble — we cover it all. Did we stay on track? Of course not. But we did learn who the smallest man alive is (Matt Healy), why Harry can’t drive, and if Travis Kelce is endgame. Buckle up, this lesson in lore is a Swiftie-certified rollercoaster.

This month on The Derailment Chronicles: haunted chaos reigns supreme. Our girl Annabelle goes rogue, the “Devil Made Me Do It” case gets unruly, and the Hope Diamond racks up a body count. We’re also trekking into the spooky Appalachian Mountains — and if you heard a knock, just pretend you didn’t. Plus, I’m airing my VO₂ max frustrations, fangirling hard over Miley Cyrus, and confessing my undying love for potatoes.

Stay cursed, stay carbed up, and stay chaotic out there.

This episode is an unholy hodgepodge and proud of it. We start with a PolAir chopper blasting messages from the sky (are we in The Hunger Games?), take a wild detour into the loud legacy of Hawaiian shirts and how they somehow birthed Casual Fridays, and then dig — literally — into why burying people 3 feet under might actually be the vibe. Also, if you're out there blocking walking paths: I will find you, and I will bop you. Add a sprinkle of Japanese Golden Curry, my full-blown obsessions with ABBA and Bloc Party, and top it off with a taste of Spanian — it’s all eats, no skips, and maximum chaos.

This one’s for the icons we lost too soon — from the 27 Club to the day the music died (aka the worst-planned tour in history). We dive into cursed numbers, chaotic plane rides, and the spooky magic of threes in music.

Plus, a farewell to MAFS, F1 is back (is Liam Lawson cursed?), and I accidentally watched Sophie’s Choice thinking it was a time-travel movie. Spoiler: it’s not. Meryl Streep is a goddess though.

And if I ever vanish, just know this podcast is my legacy. Weirdly comforting, right?

In this bonus episode, we unpack the explosive fallout between influencer Mikaela Testa and the Paul family, exploring the deeper and more disturbing layers beneath the surface of what many first dismissed as online drama. We discuss Mikaela's firsthand experiences, the serious allegations that have come to light, and the broader implications of platforming harmful behavior. This is not about gossip — it's about accountability, safety, and the often-unseen realities behind curated content.

All claims discussed are based on public commentary and personal testimony. Listener discretion is advised.

This month, we’re diving into the frustrations of friendships that go radio silent when you need them, the maddening experience of not being believed, and why the loudest people often have the least to say. Of course, we’re also indulging in my latest obsessions—drinks, potatoes (the superior food group), and the Married at First Sight chaos. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride! 🚂💨

Get ready for a rollercoaster! We’re talking Tana’s chaotic experience on Escape the Night and the fallout that shook YouTube—featuring Joey, Rosanna, Trisha, and Moses calling out the drama!