Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Mike McGivern. Topics on this episode  include:

- I was only kidding!

- Sit on it!

- High five!

Links to articles discussed:

Man Tries To Hold Up Pawn Shop Right After Buying Sword; Laughs It Off After Arrest

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/08/21/hunter-gransee-bowman-tries-to-hold-up-pawn-shop-right-after-buying-sword-laughs-it-off-after-arrest/amp/?taid=5f406000834a030001692a73&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Man charged with selling homemade cancer drug suppositories

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/patrick-charles-bishop-birmingham-alabama-homemade-cancer-drug-suppositories/?__twitter_impression=true

Taxidermist creates ‘high-five machine’ out of rat legs for people who miss high fives

https://nypost.com/2020/08/21/britains-wackiest-taxidermist-has-created-a-solution-for-loved-ones-who-want-to-embrace-while-social-distancing/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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