Positively Wolfie Podcast

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- Sometimes dead is better

- A bonus amenity

- Mouth to mouth

Links to articles discussed:

Frozen ‘zombie’ worms brought back to life after 24,000 years

https://nypost.com/2021/06/08/24000-year-old-zombie-worms-discovered-frozen-and-alive/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

NYC tenant who found human bone in closet thought it was a prop

https://nypost.com/2021/06/18/nyc-tenant-who-found-human-bone-in-closet-thought-it-was-a-prop/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman

https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Deez nuts

- Earth girls are easy

- Journalism at its finest

Links to articles discussed:

Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios

https://nypost.com/2021/06/20/cops-bust-thief-who-stole-42000-pounds-of-pistachios/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Wife on Mars: Woman claims she’s dating an alien, fed up with Earthmen

https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/wife-on-mars-out-there-woman-says-shes-in-love-with-alien/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

South African woman who claimed to have record 10 babies was lying: officials

https://nypost.com/2021/06/24/gosiame-thamara-sitholes-claim-to-give-birth-to-10-babies-proven-false/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- A Bible story, maybe?

- Mars needs moms

- Ragnar strikes again!

Links to articles discussed:

Commercial lobster diver survives terrifying moments inside whale's mouth

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1270550?__twitter_impression=true

Humans could make babies on Mars after new sperm discovery, study says

https://nypost.com/2021/06/14/humans-could-reproduce-on-mars-due-to-durability-of-sperm/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

50,000 security disasters waiting to happen: The problem of America's water supplies

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1206?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Armageddon it

- It’s just like the real thing

- Nothing to lose your head about

Links to articles discussed:

NASA plans head-on collision between spaceship and asteroid

https://nypost.com/2021/04/02/nasa-plans-head-on-collision-between-spaceship-and-asteroid/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

This sex doll rants about how despicable the human race is

https://nypost.com/2021/04/20/this-sex-doll-rants-about-how-despicable-the-human-race-is/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

A self-styled satanist beheaded his cellmate, but the guards didn't notice, report says

https://news.yahoo.com/self-styled-satanist-beheaded-cellmate-130020753.html?ncid=twitter_yahoonewst_sjwumo1bpf4

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- That’s not what tickle me means

- The extra crispy setting

- A big old butt

Links to articles discussed:

Michigan home inspector busted pleasuring himself with Elmo doll, cops say

https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/home-inspector-busted-pleasuring-himself-with-elmo-doll-cops/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Salon customer finds dead body in tanning bed: report

https://nypost.com/2021/05/27/salon-customer-finds-dead-body-in-tanning-bed/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

224-pound Russian woman reportedly killed husband with her buttocks

https://nypost.com/2021/05/19/russian-woman-reportedly-suffocated-husband-to-death-with-her-butt/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- A dream job

- Raining blood

- Farts, probably

Links to articles discussed:

Man Allegedly Skipped Work at Hospital but Still got Paid for 15 Years

https://www.newsweek.com/man-allegedly-skipped-work-hospital-still-got-paid-15-years-1585785?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Woman wakes up to blood dripping on her from apartment ceiling fan

https://www.fox9.com/news/woman-wakes-up-to-blood-dripping-on-her-from-apartment-ceiling-fan.amp?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&__twitter_impression=true

Scientists develop method allowing lab animals to ‘breathe’ from their rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Some B.S.

- Ending stereotypes

- A surgical accent-dent

Links to articles discussed:

Indian doctors warn against using cow poop as COVID cure

https://nypost.com/2021/05/10/indian-doctors-warn-against-using-cow-poop-as-covid-cure/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

New law could end China’s infamous dog meat festival, says advocacy group

https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/china-makes-public-slaughter-of-live-animals-illegal/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Australian woman wakes up with Irish accent after throat surgery

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/aussie-woman-wakes-up-with-irish-accent-after-throat-surgery/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- BOMBS AWAY!

- Buckle up, buckaroo!

- A revolutionary act

Links to articles discussed:

29-year-old woman killed after man who jumped off building landed on top of her

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/god-just-needed-her-sooner-29-year-old-woman-killed-after-man-who-jumped-off-building-landed-on-top-of-her.amp?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&__twitter_impression=true

Fight Between Students Ends with Mom Seriously Injured After Being Hit by Car Driven by Another Parent

https://people.com/crime/fight-between-students-ends-with-mother-seriously-injured-after-being-hit-by-a-car-driven-by-another-parent/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=6088e63bc8e56700010152bd&__twitter_impression=true

7 arrested after spiritual leader's mummified body found decorated with Christmas lights in Colorado home

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/amy-carlson-remains-found-love-has-won-colorado-home-arrests/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- The coldest revenge

- It’s what’s for dinner

- It’s a hobby, not a habit

Links to articles discussed:

Florida man gets 20 years in prison for cutting off penis of wife’s lover

https://nypost.com/2021/03/04/alex-bonilla-sentenced-for-cutting-off-penis-of-wifes-lover/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Behold the 3D-printed, cruelty-free rib-eye steak

https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/behold-the-3d-printed-cruelty-free-ribeye-steak/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Columbia professor: I do heroin regularly for ‘work-life balance’

https://nypost.com/2021/02/19/columbia-prof-i-snort-heroin-regularly-for-work-life-balance/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Might as well just legalize it

- Walmart robots bounce back

- The deceased liked to have fun

Links to articles discussed:

Two marijuana smugglers got so paranoid they called the cops on themselves

https://amp.ibtimes.co.uk/two-marijuana-smugglers-got-so-paranoid-they-called-cops-themselves-1539596?__twitter_impression=true

South Florida restaurant buys robots to fight staffing issues

https://nypost.com/2021/04/19/south-florida-restaurant-buys-robots-to-fight-staffing-issues/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

Colorful coffins lighten mood at New Zealand funerals

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/colorful-coffins-lighten-mood-zealand-funerals-77085775?__twitter_impression=true

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