Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Is that what Jesse Ventura meant in Predator?

- Monkey business

- Like a carbon sasquatch, amirite?

Links to articles discussed:

Bendy penises may be how mighty dinosaurs were able to have sex, scientists claim

https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/bendy-penises-may-be-how-mighty-dinosaurs-were-able-to-have-sex-scientists-claim/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Target Pulls Chaokoh Coconut Milk From Shelves Over Allegations Of Monkey Labor

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/01/26/target-halts-sales-of-chaokoh-coconut-milk-following-monkey-labor-allegations/amp/?taid=601163dae8fa030001a3e7da&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Global rich must cut their carbon footprint 97% to stave off climate change, UN says

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/carbon-footprint-wealthy-people-97-percent-cut-un/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode  include:

- PSYCH!

- They’re just like us

- What dreams are made of

Links to articles discussed:

GoDaddy Employees Were Told They Were Getting a Holiday Bonus. It Was Actually a Phishing Test.

https://coppercourier.com/story/godaddy-employees-holiday-bonus-secruity-test/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

West Coast elites tout benefits of Amazonian frog poison ‘cleansing’

https://nypost.com/2021/01/02/west-coast-elites-tout-benefits-of-amazonian-frog-poison/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Woman takes DNA test and finds out her father is actually a billionaire

https://www.indy100.com/offbeat/cat-mcdonald-dna-test-billionaire-tiktok-b1791384?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1611421122

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Hopefully it’s nothing like the movie

- Why you should stay in your lane

- And TWIIIIINS!

Links to articles discussed:

Former Amazon Engineer Creates App to Translate Cat Meows into Words Humans Understand

https://people.com/pets/meowtalk-app-translate-cat-meows/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5fadbc952d5e68000115f9a1&__twitter_impression=true

Over-achieving aliens likely annihilated themselves, study suggests

https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/over-achieving-aliens-likely-annihilated-themselves-study/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Mom-to-be conceives a third baby — while pregnant with twins

https://nypost.com/2020/12/29/mom-to-be-conceives-a-third-baby-while-pregnant-with-twins/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Second Trailer for Positively Wolfie Podcast

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- The countdown is on

- Long form children’s programming

- She didn’t even play pinball

Links to articles discussed:

US intelligence agencies have 180 days to share what they know about UFOs, thanks to the Covid-19 relief and spending bill

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/01/10/us/ufo-report-emergency-relief-bill-trnd/index.html?__twitter_impression=true

Danish Network Launches Children’s Show About a Man with a Giant Penis

https://decider.com/2021/01/06/john-dillermand-man-with-giant-penis-danish-tv/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

TikTok conspiracy calls Helen Keller a 'fraud.' Disability advocates say their arguments are ableist and detrimental

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/tiktokers-call-helen-keller-a-fraud-162954098.html?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified  commentary on allegedly real news. Guest Co-host: Eric Mulder from WTM  Watch This Movie Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

- It’s usually not explosive until later

- Another origin story reboot?

Links to articles discussed:

Washington man arrested mid-interview — for a job with state police

https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/washington-man-arrested-mid-interview-for-a-job-with-state-police/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Chick-fil-A’s Polynesian sauce spontaneously explodes, customers claim

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/chick-fil-as-polynesian-sauce-spontaneously-explodes-customers-claim/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

'Who you gonna call?' Huge sinkhole with a glowing green liquid oozing out is found on Toronto street - as city officials say its only non-toxic dye

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8971515/amp/Huge-sinkhole-glowing-green-liquid-appears-Toronto-street.html?__twitter_impression=true

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Promo: WTM Watch This Movie Podcast

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www.wtmwatchthismovie.com

www.twitter.com/watchthis_movie

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Flipping Flipper

- (Borat voice) My wife!

- We ain’t ready, clearly

Links to articles discussed:

North Korea may be militarizing dolphins, report says

https://nypost.com/2020/11/12/north-korea-may-be-militarizing-dolphins-report-says/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Kazakhstani bodybuilder marries sex doll after whirlwind romance

https://nypost.com/2020/11/30/kazakhstani-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-after-whirlwind-romance/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Aliens in hiding until mankind is ready, says Ex-Israeli space head

https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode  include:

- Rational fear of the dentist

- Rise of the Planet of the Apes

- I want to wear your face

Links to articles discussed:

Wisconsin dentist accused of breaking teeth in fraud scheme

https://apnews.com/article/milwaukee-us-news-wisconsin-dbdc788f56759d5c8b92571eaa947949?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

Scientists splice human genes into monkey brains to make them bigger, smarter

https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/scientists-make-bigger-monkey-brains-using-human-genes/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Wearing someone else's face: Hyper-realistic masks to go on sale in Japan

https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/wearing-someone-elses-face-hyper-102937824.html?__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- “Jordan!”

- Well, not technically…

- Have you no heart?

Links to articles discussed:

Nigerian playboy claims six pregnant women are expecting his child

https://nypost.com/2020/11/25/nigerian-playboy-says-six-pregnant-women-expecting-his-child/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say meal kit is not ‘technically’ cannibalism

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/makers-of-grow-your-own-human-steaks-say-meal-kit-is-not-technically-cannibalism/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Helicopter Carrying Donor Heart Crashes on Hospital Roof Before Organ Is Dropped by Staffer

https://people.com/human-interest/medical-worker-drops-donor-heart-after-helicopter-crashes-on-roof/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5fab2219257e770001c00668&__twitter_impression=true

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- The Home Alone reboot is intense

- Can’t even tell the difference

- Santa Claus is coming to town

Links to articles discussed:

Would-be Florida burglar dies after window slams down on him

https://nypost.com/2020/12/15/would-be-florida-burglar-dies-after-window-slams-down-on-him/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Life-size cardboard cutouts of relatives are here to save Christmas

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/life-size-cardboard-cutouts-of-relatives-to-save-christmas/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Santa Claus is ‘immune’ to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/santa-claus-is-immune-from-covid-19-says-dr-anthony-fauci/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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