Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Is that what Jesse Ventura meant in Predator?

- Monkey business

- Like a carbon sasquatch, amirite?

Links to articles discussed:

Bendy penises may be how mighty dinosaurs were able to have sex, scientists claim

https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/bendy-penises-may-be-how-mighty-dinosaurs-were-able-to-have-sex-scientists-claim/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Target Pulls Chaokoh Coconut Milk From Shelves Over Allegations Of Monkey Labor

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/01/26/target-halts-sales-of-chaokoh-coconut-milk-following-monkey-labor-allegations/amp/?taid=601163dae8fa030001a3e7da&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Global rich must cut their carbon footprint 97% to stave off climate change, UN says

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/carbon-footprint-wealthy-people-97-percent-cut-un/?__twitter_impression=true

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