Positively Wolfie Podcast

Positively Wolfie Podcast

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Positively Wolfie Podcast episodes

  • Episode 18: Goose Cuts Off Deer

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode  include:

    - Top Gun spoilers

    - Gotta hand it to her

    - Oh deer!

    Links to articles discussed:

    Murder most fowl: USDA mistakenly euthanizes 86 Long Island geese

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/10/murder-most-fowl-usda-mistakenly-euthanizes-86-li-geese/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    INSANE INSURANCE FRAUD WOMAN CUTS OFF HAND FOR BIG PAYDAY... Sentenced To Prison

    https://amp.tmz.com/2020/09/12/woman-cuts-off-hand-insurance-money-sentenced-to-prison/?__twitter_impression=true

    South Dakota agency: AG reported hitting deer, but hit man

    https://apnews.com/da2469fa3fd083ed1f96c60ad0fa7c05

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    Mike: https://twitter.com/McGive_It_To_Me

    52 min
  • Episode 17: Walmart Shoots Robot Wolf

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

    - They took our jobs!

    - Ruh Roh

    - Unbearable

    Links to articles discussed:

    Walmart laying off shelf-scanning robots to let humans do the work

    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/walmart-laying-off-shelf-scanning-robots-to-let-humans-do-the-work/?__twitter_impression=true

    Dog ‘shoots’ man in Texas after paw gets jammed in trigger

    https://nypost.com/2020/11/05/dog-shoots-man-in-texas-after-paw-gets-jammed-in-trigger/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Howling ‘Monster Wolf’ robots installed in Japan to scare away bears

    https://nypost.com/2020/11/06/monster-wolf-robots-installed-in-japan-to-scare-away-bears/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    46 min
  • Episode 16: Goldfish Lawsuit On The Moon

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

    - Kiss of death

    - Living with regret

    - Straight to the moon

    Links to articles discussed:

    Judi Dench Says She Once Gave Her Pet Goldfish Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation When It Was Dying

    https://people.com/pets/judi-dench-gave-goldfish-mouth-to-mouth-resuscitation/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f9482254f48e3000119833e&__twitter_impression=true

    Israel to pay $2.7M to man who says he shouldn’t have been born

    https://nypost.com/2020/11/04/israel-to-pay-2-7m-to-man-who-claims-wrongful-birth/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Nokia to build moon’s first 4G cell network for NASA program

    https://apnews.com/article/technology-moon-f8dbb4557a8ebf00360abb394e7b4303?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    Rouge 45 Podcast:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rouge45podcast/

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rouge45

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/rouge45podcast

    51 min
  • Episode 15: Lost Dishwasher Dog

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

    - Mailing it in

    - Loading the dishwasher

    - Guess what, now this is happening

    Links to articles discussed:

    Florida woman forced to forfeit lotto prize after USPS loses ticket

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/30/woman-forced-to-forfeit-lotto-prize-after-usps-loses-ticket/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Man breaks into home and poops in dishwasher

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/15/man-breaks-into-home-and-poops-in-dishwasher/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Puppy Survives Being Thrown Off Bridge Thanks to Good Samaritan Who Jumped in Water to Save Her

    https://people.com/pets/puppy-survives-being-thrown-off-bridge-good-samaritan/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f651b501266d20001848ea2&__twitter_impression=true

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    41 min
  • Episode 14: Self Snitching Whale Baby

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

    - Hey, Dirty, baby I got your money

    - Maybe we shouldn’t have freed Willy

    - Genius parenting tips

    Links to articles discussed:

    Rapper who bragged about defrauding government in music video gets arrested for actually doing it

    https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/rapper-bragged-defrauding-government-music-video-arrested/story?id=73678566&__twitter_impression=true

    Orcas are ‘ripping open’ great white sharks for their livers, hearts and testicles

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/19/orcas-are-killing-great-white-sharks-for-hearts-testicles/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Grimes says five-month-old baby X Æ A-XII Musk loves ‘radical art’ and watching Apocalypse Now

    https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/grimes-baby-elon-musk-x-ae-a-xii-pronounce-endel-ai-lullaby-b1401060.html?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1603907761

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    Promo: WTM Watch This Movie

    53 min
  • Episode 13: Exploding Urine Challenge

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola. Topics on this episode include:

    - One way to get rid of a house fly

    - Getting by on your own supply

    - Challenge accepted

    Links to articles discussed:

    Man blows up part of house while chasing fly

    https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-54051423?__twitter_impression=true

    Man drinks seven pints of his own urine a day, claims he never gets ill

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/03/german-man-drinks-seven-pints-of-his-own-urine-a-day/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Ill. Woman Allegedly Ran Over Boyfriend with SUV, Claimed He Was 'Challenging' Her to Do It

    https://people.com/crime/illinois-woman-allegedly-ran-over-boyfriend-suv/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f5296429ce3010001299d7d&__twitter_impression=true

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    Rouge45 Podcast: https://twitter.com/Rouge45podcast

    47 min
  • Episode 12: Ellen Constipation Upgrade

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

    - Hey fatty boomba

    - A crappy memory

    - Time for an upgrade

    Links to articles discussed:

    Louisiana man claims Ellen DeGeneres bullied him as an 11-year-old

    https://pagesix.com/2020/08/06/louisiana-man-claims-ellen-degeneres-bullied-him-as-an-11-year-old/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Constipated woman 'lost 10 years of memory' after straining too hard on toilet

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/constipated-woman-lost-10-years-16217336.amp?__twitter_impression=true

    Elon Musk unveils working prototype of ‘brain-implant’ device

    https://nypost.com/2020/08/28/elon-musk-unveils-working-prototype-of-brain-implant-device/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    Promo: A Comedy Advice Podcast

    49 min
  • Episode 11: Emu Zombie Decapitation

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola. Topics on this episode include:

    - Australia is not emu-sed

    - Bugging out

    - A heady dispute

    Links to articles discussed:

    Australian Outback pub bans messy emus for ‘bad behavior’

    https://apnews.com/ba9c764158303affd2d823c1620aefb4?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter

    "Zombie cicadas" infected with mind-controlling fungus return to West Virginia

    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/zombie-cicadas-infected-mind-controlling-fungus-west-virginia/?__twitter_impression=true

    Man allegedly decapitated landlord with samurai sword over rent dispute

    https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/connecticut-man-allegedly-decapitated-landlord-with-samurai-sword/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    40 min
  • Episode 10: Pawn Shop Suppository High Five

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Mike McGivern. Topics on this episode  include:

    - I was only kidding!

    - Sit on it!

    - High five!

    Links to articles discussed:

    Man Tries To Hold Up Pawn Shop Right After Buying Sword; Laughs It Off After Arrest

    https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/08/21/hunter-gransee-bowman-tries-to-hold-up-pawn-shop-right-after-buying-sword-laughs-it-off-after-arrest/amp/?taid=5f406000834a030001692a73&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

    Man charged with selling homemade cancer drug suppositories

    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/patrick-charles-bishop-birmingham-alabama-homemade-cancer-drug-suppositories/?__twitter_impression=true

    Taxidermist creates ‘high-five machine’ out of rat legs for people who miss high fives

    https://nypost.com/2020/08/21/britains-wackiest-taxidermist-has-created-a-solution-for-loved-ones-who-want-to-embrace-while-social-distancing/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Contact info:

    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1

    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie

    Mike: https://twitter.com/McGive_It_To_Me

    43 min
  • Episode 9: Rubber Undergrowth Cake

    Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Guest Co-host: Eric Mulder from WTM Watch This Movie Podcast. Topics on this episode include:


    - Having a good time


    - What did I miss?


    - Happy birthday!


    Links to articles discussed:


    CASINO HEIST MAN PULLS OFF $100K SCAM WITH PROSTHETIC FACE MASK

    https://amp.tmz.com/2020/07/25/prosthetic-mask-heist-one-hundred-thousand-dollars/?__twitter_impression=true


    Man Believed to Have Been Murdered Found Alive in Woods After 5 Years


    https://amp.toofab.com/2020/08/05/man-believed-murdered-found-alive-woods-5-years/?__twitter_impression=true


    Morgue workers fired over cake decorated with black penis


    https://nypost.com/2020/08/03/michigan-morgue-workers-fired-over-cake-decorated-with-black-penis/amp/?__twitter_impression=true


    Contact info:


    Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1



    Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie


    Promo: WTM Watch This Movie Podcast


    WTM Watch This Movie Links:

    www.wtmwatchthismovie.com

    www.twitter.com/watchthis_movie

    www.teespring.com/stores/wtmwatchthismovie

    41 min

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Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Every week, Wolfie T and a revolving cast of co-hosts discuss strange but legitimate news stories, questioning the facts and their validity, and also…