Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola. Topics on this episode include:

- Australia is not emu-sed

- Bugging out

- A heady dispute

Links to articles discussed:

Australian Outback pub bans messy emus for ‘bad behavior’

https://apnews.com/ba9c764158303affd2d823c1620aefb4?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter

"Zombie cicadas" infected with mind-controlling fungus return to West Virginia

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/zombie-cicadas-infected-mind-controlling-fungus-west-virginia/?__twitter_impression=true

Man allegedly decapitated landlord with samurai sword over rent dispute

https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/connecticut-man-allegedly-decapitated-landlord-with-samurai-sword/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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