Two up, two down, and as your boys in blue extend their unbeaten streak to TEN in all competitions, Jake and Trey are back in the hot seat to piece it apart and put it all back together. A fascinating and dissectible open cup clash with the New England Revs gives us some glimpses of the talent all the way down in NYCFC's much-touted depth, as well as just how different the action is when the real patrons of NYCFC play are placed pleasingly on the pitch. We talk from worst to first, including highly telling performances from Jasson, Gray, Keaton, Santi, Taty, Heber, BARRAZA -- the whole nine yards. And then: the evergreen question, who's getting our Valentin and what are we getting in return? Rumors abound, but do they mean anything or are they so much vapor sizzling on the hot stove? Plus: Trey reminds us there's some big European thing this weekend. And: briefest of precaps before our first outing vs Minnesota in what feels like decades. Throw on your Memorial Day jorts, but be careful -- you've got Blue Balls.