Charles steals valedictorian valor. Patrick is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. Ron shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0