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We give you an exhaustive and comprehensive breakdown of the midterm elections. Who were the big winners and losers? We know the answer, and we understand it, and can explain it to you in painstaking detail. Patrick describes different potato guns he remembers. Charles ruins a salad by unconventional means. Ron auditions for RFK Jr.'s job.

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Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Come see us perform alongside Tom Harrison and Joe Anderson of Anime Sickos Podcast at a very special Genius Night on Saturday 11/21 at Beermiscuous, 7 PM, 2812 N. Lincoln Ave in Chicago. Sign up for updates on Genius Night's regular bimonthly show at Cafe Mustache: https://geniusnight.com/ 

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Charles walks us through the news about the hot new goofus screwing up their prestigious law job. Tom and his friend lose their no-show jobs at the website factory. Patrick discusses the fine art of getting ice into a glass without ruining all of your co-workers lives. Ron waits for the mail buoy.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tomharrison.bsky.social

Anime Sickos: https://animesickos.com // https://bsky.app/profile/animesickos.bsky.social

Come see us perform alongside Tom Harrison and Joe Anderson at a very special Genius Night on Saturday 11/21 at Beermiscuous, 7 PM, 2812 N. Lincoln Ave in Chicago. Sign up for updates on Genius Night's regular bimonthly show at Cafe Mustache: https://geniusnight.com/ 

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Ron is afraid of Bushwick Bill. None of us are afraid of the hockey mask guy from St. Lunatics. Charles runs a more successful retail operation than late-stage Kmart. If you are a professional package thief with a microphone and a copy of Audacity please contact us at [email protected]. We just want to talk.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Ron teaches us about the goings-on at this year's Jeanaroo. Patrick devises a relay race that hurts a lot of people. Charles emails at such an elite level that he suffers nerve damage.

Come see us perform alongside Tom Harrison and Joe Anderson at a very special Genius Night on Saturday 11/21 at Beermiscuous, 7 PM, 2812 N. Lincoln Ave in Chicago. Sign up for updates on Genius Night's regular bimonthly show at Cafe Mustache: https://geniusnight.com/

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Rax is right. Charles is right. Ron is right. All three are being lied about, and gangstalked, and treated very unfairly.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Rax: https://bsky.app/profile/raxkingisdead.bsky.social // https://www.raxkingisdead.com/ 

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Ron's career in cinema is cut tragically short. Patrick gets a job clicking on knives. Charles bombs a stand-up set in front of his future in-laws.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend Donkey Kong. Patrick attends a legendary concert for five dollars.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Ron creates a new sliding scale for civil rights. Charles fails to draw an audience for his comedy CLE so badly that it causes an international pandemic. Bay attends a lewd comedy wine tasting with her parents. Patrick witnesses Volunteer Playground Coach Deano Bonano.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Bay: https://bsky.app/profile/baybayfriend.bsky.social 

Grassy Valley: https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/ 

Bay Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfriend 

Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Charles interrogates Patrick regarding a potential harassment situation at his old job. Aaron is allowed to be serious for longer than we've ever allowed somebody to be serious. We try to calibrate the best amount of funny to be at work. The Back to School Beaver song has more profanity than you would expect.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Aaron: https://bsky.app/profile/kleinman.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday and special occasion.

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Patrick https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Andy https://bsky.app/profile/andylevy.bsky.social 

Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List