No Homework

We are reborn yet again as a legal podcast, sort of, as Ron goes 0-1 in his professional capacity as a lawyer, sort of. Charles is undermined by a client. Patrick's courtroom record, such as it is, is spotless. The podcast's anti-Buc-ee's sentiment is totally vindicated. It's the manly time of year! Time for sports, guys!

Previous legal talk with Andy from ALAB on Episode 8: https://nohomework.website/posts/episode-8-i-dont-159761304

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Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List 

Ron hates Buc-ee's but explains how its presence benefits the truck stop ecosystem. Charles loves beavers and explains how their presence benefits the actual ecosystem. Jeb kills every business he touches and is made redundant by tort reform.

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Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List 

Patrick forgets about the existence of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Ron engages a new kind of hostile drunk stealth mode so he can go out the door he wants to. Charles listens in horror as he is unwittingly booked to perform on the Gen X Takeover Cruise 2027 Presented by AARP.

Disclaimer: Even though we laugh at our idiotic past decisions, please don't drive drunk. It is easier to call a car now than at any time in human history.

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Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List 

Charles witnesses the single greatest individual performance in work meeting history. Ron applies the "just lay down" principle in order to successfully evade the police. Patrick receives unwanted emails about his big stupid head.

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Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List 

Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports.

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Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Rax witnesses Italian behavior in the wild. Ron remembers possibly seeing a human skeleton. Patrick is conflicted, but angry, about Justin Long. Charles exploits a religious loophole to use the phrase "sucks off the dog" on Shabbos. We solve the mystery of the elusive chupacabra.

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Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Ron roots for his favorite numbers. Patrick earns a free year of human life. Charles is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a giggling psychopath by a professional podcast.

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Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Charles questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which Kath insists is "real." Ron commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. Joe Rogan steals Kath's smoking alley and gives it to the furtive perverts of Kill Tony.

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Kath’s show on July 17 is actually called “This Sucks” - Tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/this-sucks-a-bad-comedy-show-tickets-1992461942305 

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Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate catastrophe.

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Ape Sh*t - Issue #1: The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey by Carrie McLaren is available for pre-order via OR Books: https://orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit/

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Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Charles visits Action Park and lives to tell the tale. Medieval Times visits Patrick's junior high school and hurts a child. Ron learns a valuable lesson about visiting theme parks while you can, and brainstorms a new career as a carnie. The boys discuss The Man Show's past, its legacy...and its future?

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Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0