There’s a ghost, and you’ll never guess whose house it’s at! Also the Pike triplets are the actual worst, Claire has an industrial shampoo accident, Dawn’s mom is single and ready to mingle, and Mary Anne’s stanning Cam Geary. 

Today’s agenda includes: the mystical origins of this podcast; Karen’s haunted holiday house; SECRET TUNNELLLLL; sensible precautions for time travel; Esther valiantly tries to minimise the amount of parsnip chat; a lament for the vanished heyday of paranormal ladymags; we *finally* take on the chocolate-flavoured cake covering industry; how the hell do you lock a wall?!; the world’s most awkward date; creative punishment ideas; the snacking habits of ghosts; Mary Anne tries to leave Dawn to die; we congratulate ourselves extensively for the fact we’re still making this show; Stoneybrooke with an E on the end.

Also, Karen would like to clarify that this episode was recorded in the summer, when domestic travel was OK, and she’s not some kind of lockdown-defying monster.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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