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Special guest Eric D'errico joins us from Effin' Cultured! Here's all the junk we talk about:

GUESS WHAT?!

Stevie Wonder/Coolio Conspiracy

Community Gets a Movie

Special "Break-Up Vacation"

Pumpkin Spice Heft Bags

Pumpkin Spice Wedding Ring

Getting Weirder

Alien Abduction Experience

Real Life Invisibility Cloak

Killer Houseplant!

Iphone's Crash Detection Whoopsies

Phonebooth Boxing

Man Smuggles Pythons in His Pants

End of the World Orgy

Beyond the Pale

We talk about the curse of Dudleytown!

American Hauntings Article

NY Times Article

Reddit Story

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We play FLORIDA MAN OR HORROR MOVIE? Good luck with these, they're hard af.

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