So you finally graduated from the Connecticut Academy of Vehicular Theft. What do you do?

A) Move to Florida

B) Steal a Honda Civic

C) Crash into an Alligator

D) Confess your crimes to police...

(Hint: It's all of the above.)

Find out more about this guy, the pitchfork wielding Waffle House burglar and more on this week's episode. Enjoy!