What a time of mixed messages the 80s and 90s were. On the one hand we had Charlie the cat warning us about strange men promising puppies, and on the other hand we were presented with programmes like Watt On Earth, where a creepy grown man tries to befriend a young boy and keep their relationship a secret and we as the audience were supposed to think that was ok.

Well it's not ok. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they have done!

No wait, that's the Borg. Still, Watt On Earth deserves to be destroyed in a fire.

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