Jen has a dream boyfriend and a shitlist about the new Mark Trail. The ladies debate if it's ok to ask for a donated organ to be returned. Also, sometimes pubic lice will hide in your asshole when you try to Nair. A listener asks about the normalcy of farts that take a tour of your labia, and Carol tries to stump Jen with a wrestling quiz. Don't miss this week's gift guide! Be sure to check it out (along with show notes and links) at momswipesleft.com.