Yep, you read that right. Say goodbye to Mom Swipes Left. For now. This week, we thank all the people who made these last five years worthwhile.

This week, Jen is on a tear about fruits, vegetables, and vegans. A noteworthy Animal News warns of the impending thumbed-dolphin apocalypse, and who knew fish could beat box? Also, movies that seem to bring nothing that bad luck. Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1 and tell us what you think of our big reveal.

The ladies are back! This week, Carol explains why she helped her elderly mother adopt a cat that will, no doubt, cause a broken hip. Why toddlers are dumber than animals and meet the man who sold his genitals for $1,500. Also, Real Musical Or Not: The Quiz! Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Sorry people,

Shit's hit the fan. We'll be back next week, god willing.

There's a terrible snowstorm and Jen and Carol are forced to take the show to the phone. This week, what's up with the herpes monkeys of Florida, and why are men so cocky? Also, if a woman fakes an orgasm and no one hears, does it even matter? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

It's that time of year and the ladies are feeling antsy. This week, a game of "Real Children's Book or Not" sparks some true creativity. Stay tuned. Also, what makes a Vietnamese headache so dangerous and how much shit would you sift through to recover cash? Be sure to contact us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

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Jen and Carol are finally back to ring in the new year! This week, the ladies discuss their annual "Dead List" and move on to newly banned words for 2024. Why are there so many pastas? And why should you give the cold shoulder to that lunch you packed? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

It's a jam packed episode with the official MSL White Trash Holiday Beano card reveal! Be sure to find it on our website. Jen and Carol talk to Seth, the guy they accidentally cock-blocked, and then they attempt a love connection. Also, an 80s quiz that screams "Tits" and "Ass". Call us on our phone at (207) EL-TUNA1.

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