An endearing horndog of an old rich man dies by way of a buck wild horse, and the cute basset hound that inherits his entire estate might the one to blame. No seriously. We wish we were joking.

Throw in a Foghorn Leghorn-esque Southern lawyer, an astral projecting daughter, something about a bike chain, and a nice set of withers, and you’ve got yourself one of the most bonkers snoozefests of an episode yet.

Oh yeah. And Jessica Fletcher is there too, we guess.