Dear listener, this episode will leave you gagged and appalled at Craig's confession of wrongdoing and duplicity! We can only apologise to Mr Scrivens for the hurt and emotional trauma such an admission of guilt might bring to the fore. We would like it known that the behaviour of Mr Lowe does not reflect on the law-abiding nature of ENOE productions. Plus, sharp beards, a holiday song, and a little bit of hepatitis.