Every Number One Ever

For the last of our look backs across the pod, we invite on the lovely Dr Noah Henry who's been crunching the numbers and delivering the bad news. Who will be binmaster general? Whats our most hated year? Why oh why do we have X-Factor so much?

If you want to have a dig through the data, head over to patreon.com/enoepodcast to dig through all our grubby data.

For the second part of our retrospective, we open the floor to our dear listeners and find out what YOU want to know. What deviant questions do you have for us?

Now we've had a bit of time to climb down from our giddy final episode, we've come over a bit introspective. In the first of our wrap up episodes we wade back into the past few years 'work' and talk about all the things we got wrong. Expect bitter recriminations, sass and brutal honesty.

We all knew the day would arrive. This, ladies and gents and others, is our very final episode of the proper podcast recorded live at DOA Studios. Just a reminder not to unsubscribe just yet, as we've got some post mortem episodes coming in the new year.

OKLOVEYOUBYE!

Our penultimate show! And yes, you're right dear listener, we have had to do some really annoying strange maths to fudge it, so we're skimping on you, depriving you of two whole number ones! Don't blame us, blame Taylor Swift and her long-lasting oeuvre/egg.

Also, Merry Christmas <3

Only 2 more episodes to go. Its getting down to the absolute dregs... or is it? Is there anything astonishing left in the grab bag of number ones? Or, come Christmas day, will Santa's sack (oo er) be found containing nothing but a lump of coal, a fluffy scotch egg, and a one-week Westlife? Only time (and the final episodes) will tell.

We are WAY into single digits now. There's so little time left. If you are starting here you are an absolute lawless individual - and we're here for it!

1994 was the YEAR. That's all I'm saying. No spoilers.

What would have happened if members of Take That were able to quantum leap? What would the world be like if Liam were allowed to name Cocteau Twins songs? And who was responsible for teaching Dickie V to spell? All this plus other stuff in one of our final ever episodes. Just a handful to go!

Huge apologies to all of those of Trumptonshireites who hold ol' Windy in high regard. But he is a hungry bottom and you all know it. I think this is supposed to be a music podcast but we're so far from the beaten track now that its taken on a mind of its own. Not many episodes to go!

I would use the word "slop" if it wasn't so tied to AI. Alas, everything in this show was crafted by human hands and displays all the infinite gradations of fallibility that we poor flesh and blood mortals display on the daily. SLOP I SAY! If only it were more simple, more pure, more and wasn't reliant on taking such chances...