This week Alex is pretty sure someone loses a hand, while David is almost certain there was another hobbit. Alex and David also discuss: Andre 3000 at Bar Taco, David’s game face, David’s panic face, various percentages of gay, Ciara at Disney World, pairs of nuts, watering booties, floating tongs and vacuum cords. PLUS! Alex and David thoroughly go through their collection of CDs (and the rollercoaster ride of their childhoods); confidently explain Star Wars and Lord of the Rings; and have fun with the hit segments: What’s Their Outfit Saying?; Finish Me Up!; I Kind of Love the 2000s; Cher Tweets (with a new spin), and finally Alex reads Chapter 1 of her bedtime story. Don’t forget to tweet us your favorite Cher tweets @OneWeekPodcast! This episode is sponsored by WeUndies.com and Dancin’ Pants!