One Week

This week on One Week – Alex and David have walked 500 miles and 500 more to bring you this week’s Extra Special Guest and One Week LEGEND Tony M from Yelp Reviews! Tony M gives us the scoop on Yelping straight from a Yelper’s mouth, complete with behind-the-scenes stories involving restaurant social media flamewars, Tony M’s favorite spots in Atlanta, and how he feels about Alex’s dramatic interpretation of his reviews. Alex and David also discuss: Alex’s wedding food, shoe-shaped groom’s cakes, wine on tap and #oneweekmeta. PLUS! Tony M reads two of his own sauciest one-star reviews during the triumphant return of Yelp Reviews, and NPR reminisces about reality show cooking shows on this week’s I Kind of Love the 2000s. PLUS PLUS! Stay tuned for an update regarding the future of the pod and reflection on recent current events.

This week, Alex wrangles her often-mentioned, yet – until today – sparsely featured fianceé Greg Gottschalk to the pod to talk all things health and fitness, and to spill the deets to the listeners on his recent proposal to Alex! Greg, Alex and David also discuss: possible future child names, marathons, Colorado, Alex and Greg’s famously flat first date, Greg’s journey to good health, and protein. PLUS! An update on Alex and David’s recent hiking and running mishaps, David’s California voting experience, and a love letter to democracy in America. PLUS PLUS! Alex and David play Finish Me Up before inviting One Week’s #2 fan, Siri, to lay down some sick rhymes about Season 2 of the pod in a rap moment you won’t want to miss! Keep listening for a truly epic announcement about next week’s surprise guest, and so much more!

Alex and David celebrate Halloween with Extra Special Guest, artist and One Week artwork creator, Tala Sar. Alex, David and Tala discuss: How the three met in art school, Libras, their favorite Halloween, memorable costumes, David’s “ghost problem,” and Tala’s fascination with insects. PLUS! The three play Have You Done It: Halloween Edition. Later, Alex and David play Let Me Explain: The Ring and Let Me Explain: American Horror Story. Be sure to stay tuned for an extra special Alex’s Bedtime Stories, and so much more!

This week’s episode sees the conclusion of David’s cross-country Uber ride as he settles into his crunchy new life in California, and brings even more life-changing BREAKING NEWS to Season 2’s already unprecedented developments involving the lives of our humble hosts. Joining into our episode-long Wine Me Up-esque celebration this week is our Extra Special guest, Detroit architect and self-proclaimed One Week fangirl, Terin B. Following a surprising What’s Their Outfit Saying with all three participants featuring variations on NorthCal style – Alex, David, and Terin discuss: San Francisco, Detroit, Frank Gehry, Midwestern culture, kissing Britney Spears, pee stories, lizards, Volkswagens, seasons, Alex building boxes, and the relative aggressiveness of homeless populations. PLUS! Terin joins in on the new segment YA BUSTED! (Two Truths and a Lie, but saucier), and stay tuned for the groundbreaking debut of Yelp Reviews’ more obese and opinionated cousin: Amazon Reviews. PLUS PLUS! a new edition of I Kind of Love the 2000s: San Francisco, and so much more!

Here at One Week Podcast Industries, Inc., we love the occasional shakeup. We also love the occasional pat-down – but we digress. This week, Alex finds Deator in Atlanta wandering the corner of Boulevard and I-85 to serve as our Extra Special Guest Host while David literally relocates across the country! (Did we mention we’re going bi… coastal?) Get to know David’s colorful Uber driver, Janice, and her relationship with pepper spray, during David’s live call-in cameo. Alex and Deator also discuss: babies, Hot Topic, getting kicked out of a bar, pumpkins, lesbian stereotypes, “Britney” vs. “Brittany,” Xanax trips, poop stories, and Home Depot smells. PLUS! Alex and Deator play Have You Done It?, Finish Me Up, and stay to the end for a landmark NEW VERSION of Alex’s Bedtime Stories, now featuring Deborah Carney Being Ridiculous. Tune in next week for David’s West Coast return to the pod and the debut of another hilarious new guest!

WE. BACK. It’s a sensual SEASON 2 DEBUT with your two [borderline drunk] podcasters! Per usual, Alex and David are kicking things off with a good, long bang: Our deep tease has reached its ultimate depth, Chinese Chickens, because Jerome is out of the booth and in the studio for a live chat! All of your burning questions? Answered. All of your burning desires? Drenched in maple syrup. PLUS! What’s Their Outfit Saying: Jerome Edition, Have You Done It?, Let Me Explain: Canada, and the revamped and rejuvenated I Kind of Love the 2000s. PLUS PLUS! An exciting BREAKING NEWS announcement regarding the future of the pod, and so much more! Can you tell that we’re fully amped?!

As if the approaching sweater weather wasn’t reason enough to wet your high-waisted 90s jeans in excitement, the much-anticipated, endlessly teased, and continuously panned SEASON 2 PREMIERE EPISODE of One Week drops in ONE WEEK! (See what we did there?) Adjust your wifi speeds and your waistband accordingly, Chinese Chickens, because your data plan and your body cannot even handle the phenomenal new GUESTS debuting with Alex and David this season – starting with everyone’s favorite “alleged” producer from Toronto – Jerome! October 10. Oh f**k yeah, it’s happening.

All aboard the Hot Mess Express! This week, Alex and David walk listeners through their most high-larious Season 1 outtakes, from uncontrolled fits of laughter to an epic compilation of David saying “yas,” interspersed with various behind-the-scenes scrambling and general silliness when recording sessions go awry. This week’s blooper reel of unparalleled proportions is our extra sticky gift to the Chinese Chickens, tied with a maple leaf-engraved bow by Jerome himself. PLUS! Get your body ready for our SEASON 2 PREMIERE EPISODE, dropping like a fierce autumn leaf on October 10!

It’s your top favorite highlights from Season 1, complete with Alex’s and David’s retrospective commentary – from “stealth photos” to “awkward voicemails” and Deborah Carney to Jerome – as voted on by the Chinese Chickens, with a few extra surprises thrown in! PLUS! Get your body ready for our SEASON 2 PREMIERE EPISODE, dropping like a fierce autumn leaf on October 10!

It’s the Grand Finale of One Week’s first season, and Alex and David are staying extra woke for their Sweet 16th episode! After the final installment of Alex’s Lullaby featuring David Being Ridiculous, Alex and David present Stories You Missed: A Season 1 collection of outtakes and unheard cuts raided from Jerome’s dirty hard drive. Stories include, but are not limited to: David’s feels for “Old Beyoncé” vs. “New Beyoncé,” adventures in Roller Derbies, a dark hole of countdown timers on YouTube, and slime from the 90’s. PLUS! Don’t miss the end of the episode for a TRULY REMARKABLE moment!