Baby balls and botheration, we had to read Karen Moline’s Belladonna for your listening displeasure. Have you ever longed to hear the seemingly unedited thoughts of a fat eunuch who is fat and also a eunuch? No? Too bad. Set in hundreds of locations over thousands of years, Tomassino (or Tassimo) tells the story of Ariel Nickerson, a young and fresh-faced dummy who somehow tumbles into sex slavery in 1930s Britain only to become the leading nightclub proprietor of 1950s New York? I don’t know. Revenge something something eunuchs sex cream ostrich rides. The end.