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By Lexi and Kelly
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The podcast currently has 29 episodes available.
Kelly and Lexi have not learned from their mistakes and are back to cover the second instalment of Lifetime's collab with the ghost of VC Andrews, Dark Angel. Heaven Casteel has a new name and yet another family to flee, but not before she makes out with her uncle. Some elements of the book were sorely missed, such as the private school poop chute prank and Fanny's essential Fanninness. And yet, there are some upsides to the visual medium because how could we have understood the sheer volume of Troy's shirt otherwise? Included are snippets of fanfic about life on the set of Dark Angel, especially for the actor behind Troy. Sorry to this man. And remember: do not attempt VC Andrews math at 1:53 am!
Due to relentless demand, Kelly and Lexi emerge from hibernation to tackle Lifetime's adaptation of the VC Andrews hillbilly opus, Heaven. With hugs that turn evil, anachronistic t-shirts, and generic cereals, does this extremely Canadian production live up to our lofty expectations for Fanny et al.? Part one of probably several.
Only VC Andrews could make it happen: it's a holiday miracle, as Kelly and Lexi are back after all this time. Ruby might be set in the bayou instead of an attic, but it checks all the usual traumatic boxes, including hot parents, shopping sprees, dubious consent, death in childbirth, and, of course, incest. Throw in multiple instances of baby trafficking and some words we were scared to look up in the dictionary and you get one hell of an inappropriate addition to the Andrews canon. So grab your triangle and get down to the fais dodo for an extremely long new instalment of Somebody Wrote This.
Have you ever read a book about a witch and thought, I really wish this lady was helpless to the whims of her boyfriend, closest friend, and father? Well good news for you and bad news for us: Kelly and Lexi read L.S. Gagnon's "Witch: A New Beginning" and that's basically the gist. Gruesome violence meets the mildest language this side of the 1950s in this tale of Salem, memory and a crystal I never want to hear about ever again. Come for the civil war between warlocks and witches, stay for The Boys. I hear Fish can do all kids of stuff with his mouth...Happy Hallowe'en, little stinkers!
Ladies and germs, it's a big one: join Lexi and Kelly as they discuss the life-changing feminist fantasy masterpiece that is Marion Zimmer Bradley's Mists of Avalon. From the origins of Lexi's "Lancelot Problem" to the threeway that ended Kelly's childhood, this retelling of the Arthurian legend from the women's perspectives set our hostesses on a wayward path to reading more seminal (in every sense) books. It made us angrier and smarter and pickier about art. But does it hold up to our current lofty standards and transcend revelations about the author herself? There's a lot to drink about. Part 2 of 2.
CONTENT WARNING: This episode of Somebody Wrote This contains references to the sexual abuse of children and pedophilia.Ladies and germs, it's a big one: join Lexi and Kelly as they discuss the life-changing feminist fantasy masterpiece that is Marion Zimmer Bradley's Mists of Avalon. From the origins of Lexi's "Lancelot Problem" to the threeway that ended Kelly's childhood, this retelling of the Arthurian legend from the women's perspectives set our hostesses on a wayward path to reading more seminal books - in every sense of the word. It made us angrier and smarter and pickier about art. But does it hold up to our current lofty standards and transcend revelations about the author herself? There's a lot to drink about. Part 1 of 2.
The definition of insanity is Kelly and Lexi reading yet another Jean M. Auel book featuring everyone's least favourite cavemen, Jondalar and Ayla. And while the title of Plains of Passage, the fourth novel in the Earth's Children series, implies movement, change, and action, we get lists of grasses instead. Sure, there is a female utopia gone wrong and scummy mammoth sex, but in between there are grasses. Whole paragraphs, pages and chapters of it. And yet somehow, we already know that we'll probably read the next one too. Goddamn it.
Kelly and Lexi briefly emerge from hibernation to experience Fifty Shades Darker, the movie adaptation of the unnecessary novel of the same name by EL James. All of our faves are back - except for the well-meaning director and writer of the first instalment - but there's still lots to talk about like Christian's "smiles", Anastasia's sublime energy and frantic-eyed waifs. Yes, it's the usual from EL et al. but it's somehow more fun than last time. Maybe it was our lack of expectations? Maybe it was the maple-flavoured whiskey liqueur? It was definitely at least partly the lipstick. We've missed you so grab anything to drink and join us for some highfalutin trash talk!
We couldn't just walk away from VC Andrews' My Sweet Audrina without getting Lifetime's hot take on the whole mess, and so we present a very special, very sober edition of Somedy Wrote This. Starring lots of background noise (dogs, cats, airplanes), we take a look at this made-for-TV oeuvre and how it varies from the novel and why that's ultimately good for the world. Are there leather vests? Yes. Soap-opera vilain goatees? Sure are. Canadian accents? And how. Join us as we celebrate never having to think about this again!
It's the one you've been waiting for. Lexi and Kelly read VC Andrews' My Sweet Audrina at your insistence. There are a lot of chips to lay down on our VC Andrews bingo card this time: hot parents, magic hair, a nympho tween, and terrible children's songs about rooms. But this one is so much more than that. It's timeless Southern Gothic where staircases kill and porn clippings stick to your fingers. Spike your tea with some bourbon and have an extended listen.
The podcast currently has 29 episodes available.