Have you ever read a book about a witch and thought, I really wish this lady was helpless to the whims of her boyfriend, closest friend, and father? Well good news for you and bad news for us: Kelly and Lexi read L.S. Gagnon's "Witch: A New Beginning" and that's basically the gist. Gruesome violence meets the mildest language this side of the 1950s in this tale of Salem, memory and a crystal I never want to hear about ever again. Come for the civil war between warlocks and witches, stay for The Boys. I hear Fish can do all kids of stuff with his mouth...Happy Hallowe'en, little stinkers!