"It's calling you, my dear, out of reach. Take me to my beach."

- Nobody has a radical new idea for anyone wanting to become a doctor without all the hard work.

- We detail Ben and Heidi Klum’s hypothetical relationship.

- We discuss the best age to get turned into a vampire.

- We celebrate having as many episodes as our old nemesis Cop Rock.

- Nobody doesn’t want to be famous.

- We discuss what makes a good and bad actor.

- Nobody has a newfound crush on Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts.

- Nobody details her Thai holiday 4D cinema going experience.

- We revamp the concept of the hotel buffet breakfast for late risers.

- Nobody is underwhelmed by the best public toilet in Bangkok.

- Nobody has the best banana smoothie ever but knows she will never be able to recapture the moment.

- Nobody goes to a fire twirling show and watches as several people get set on fire.

- Ben’s friend redeems himself by running a half marathon.