What happens when you put liquid in a leaky barrel? Let's find out. The Seed Vault, the Oreo Vault, and a third, more Canadian vault, the air speed velocity of unladen molasses, and a sweet smell that will coat the city for decades. Come for the stories, stay for the complaints about a lack of rise and grind mentality in snails, the philosophy of littering, the lobsteration, and everyone's favorite town-flooding liquids.