It's a new year and the ladies have a host of complaints: work anxiety, clogged toilets, and why is it so hard to floss? Jen and Carol give unsolicited advice to the MBMBAM boys regarding #BeanDad, and they agree that the butthole is easily the funniest orifice.  Cucumbers, Asians, and giraffe conspiracy theories pepper a rousing game of Celebrity-Head-and-Humanity. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.