You just can't get anything right today. You've tried to burgle a restaurant and all you've gotten to show for it is the tip jar and a load of cops coming your way. What should you do next?

A) Take your boyfriend for a naked walk on a leash in West Virginia.

B) Make some gummy bear bratwurst.

C) Try some relaxing, traditional Chinese 'fire therapy'.

Don't worry, if you can't decide just listen to this weeks episode. We cover all of the above. Enjoy!