The show starts out with the obvious news of the week, Cardi B's wardrobe/post malfunction, Tyga spreading his bodily blessings all over OnlyFans and of course, brave Billie Eillish walks outside without her show outfit on. Incredibly brave. Honestly.

The next story of the week, some guy from Love Island was once a waiter and Drizzy Soprano and the capo bastone Odell Beckham Jr. send their goons to deliver a serious case of the Motha F'n BEATS pon his headtop. Now, the strong jawed waiter from a show no one cares about pushes forward with a heck of a lawsuit against the Boy aka the Boss and the one-handed catcher & former incredible football player, OBJ. Don't be surprised if another case of the LUMPS gets placed pon manz head cuz we hear that the boy from tha 6 will do anything but play wich you b*tch a$$ nikkas.

The crew reviews some of Tyler Perry's finest current work, a scene from "The Oval" or perhaps "Bruh". Is out anti-Hollywood savior from the south living up to his WORK ETHIC?

Kelby tells the story of how he made some barber shake in his black barber gloves over a line up error. He sure doesn't play around with his hair. No man does. Maybe except John David Washington. Doesn't seem like he cares that much.

Ice Cube gets swiftly cancelled by the black community for suggesting a few ideas to help black people over at the Trump administration. Does Cube get a pass for having good intentions? Or are we burning our NWA DVD's?

On another note in politics, Kanye Omari Hardwick West is running for office, but he doesn't seem to know which office he's running for. The former George Bush hater turned Trump lover turned himself lover showed up on Kelby's mail in ballot, but not as president. What is Yeezy doing?

Trying to turn things a little more positive, Kelby has the gang take personality quizzes to find out everyone's dominant trait.

Jason Derulo is cancelled, but not because of his stupid TikTok videos. He was clout chasing but turns out, the clout caught that MF and bit him hard. In the same segment, the crew review a BTS song, which could potentially have some not so smooth lyrics...nobody know because we don't speak Korean.

Lastly, a man spent 20+ years raising his "step daughters" and gets booted out of his daughter's wedding at the last second for her bio dad. Would you stay married and a part of the family? Would you continue to pay for the wedding?

We end with our weekly music and Nostalgia.

Songs from this episode:

Eye in the Sky: The Alan Parsons Project

Holding on For Life: Broken Bells

Final Fight: Thundercat

Funny Thing: Thundercat

Dragonball Durag: Thundercat

End of pod music

Carmella: Waves - Miguel + Tame Impala

Ra'Shawnie F'n Baby: I Was Made to Love Him - Chaka Khan

Chris: Sure Don't Miss You - The Dip

Kelby: Steppin on Ni**as - 21 Savage

Nostalgia Artist: Majid Jordan

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