Giant rats! Xenomorphs! Zombies(?)! Mutant babies! This week we’re talking about David DeCoteau’s CREEPOZOIDS! A group of young deserters played by the always delightful Linnea Quigley, Ashlyn Gere, Ken Abraham and Richard L. Hawkins seek refuge in a seemingly abandoned bunker where scientists have been conducting genetic experiments to eliminate human beings’ need for food… because of… amino acids. It’s a short but fun movie that we really enjoyed until the last act where things at once get bizarre and also very boring. Plus, Christopher subjects Mitch to another game of DECOTEAU PLOT… OR NOT? JUSTICE FOR BLANCA!