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You've got questions. We've got answers. But remember, none of this has actually happened, and hopefully never will, because otherwise we have a lot to worry about. Yes, Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey have decided to apply your particular brand of madness, and some of their own, to a set of Halloween-themed questions that we all hope will never come to pass. Candy? Ghosts? Unspeakable hairy monsters? All this and more, on a Halloween edition of "Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course..."