On the twelfth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Alita: Battle Angel (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why can't we just let robots be sexy? Is a mundane dystopia the worst kind of dystopia? Are a pair of roaming critic slayers on the loose? How good does a film have to be before it truly deserves one lime? But most importantly, does washed-up sports champion Alita have what it takes to get the old crew back together, win the Motorball/Robo-ball/Rumble-ball tournament, and give America something to believe in? Alita and the Junkyard of Dreams, coming to theaters everywhere in the summer of 1985.